Friday, August 22, 2014

Public Bathroom Etiquette #3

This one is mostly just my opinion, and pretty much goes for any situation; not just the bathroom.
 
My feeling is pretty much that two or more men should not be talking if one or more of them has his hand on his dick. This is not some universal theorem of life, and I'm sure there are exceptions, but it's generally safe to assume I feel this way.
 
I approach the bathroom almost like I'm walking through an unsafe neighborhood late at night: eyes down, don't attract attention, and get out of there as fast as possible. Chances are, even if I know you well, I won't acknowledge you in a bathroom.
 
On the other hand, there are plenty of guys out there who are perfectly happy talking to you about anything while standing at a urinal. Hell, I've had friends talk to me from a stall. Yeah, I can't hear you, because I left when you started being fucking weird.
 
Clearly, this is just a personal preference thing, but I wanted to put it out there. So, the next time you're chatting someone up in the shitter and they look uncomfortable as hell, just be sensitive to the fact that they might not like to hold conversations in places where random people poop.

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