The Layperson's Guide to Being an Asshole

Next time you're out driving, take a look around you. Is it

a) raining?

b) snowing?

c) precipitating anything?

d) dark?

e) almost dark?

f) that weird thing where you wouldn't say it's dark or almost dark, but you definitely can't see well?

 

If you answered yes to any of those questions, and you don't have your headlights on, you're an asshole.

 

Now before anybody gets their panties all in a bunch, let me caveat this. I'm all for using common sense when it comes to turning on your headlights. There's just one little problem: the vast majority of people don't have any common sense.

When in doubt, turn on your headlights. If you got offended by this post, just think: you are the reason cars come from the manufacturer with daytime running lights.

NOTE: This post was written while under the influence of a rage induced by coming up on somebody in the left lane of an interstate doing 57 in a 65, at 5:10 in the morning (at which point, it is fucking dark, btw) with no lights. None. Did I mention it was sprinkling? Yeah...don't be that guy.