Little fact of life: most public bathroom doors don't have windows. I'm not complaining. We all work with a guy who apparently has the worst digestive tract in the animal kingdom who goes in there once a day to make a symphony of ass noises and exercise his explosive shit nozzle. Nobody wants to see/hear/smell that...especially from outside.
Anyway, there's an unwritten code of conduct one must uphold when faced with a door that doesn't have a window. It's simple...very much like most of the people who fail to grasp the concept. Here it is, and I'm gonna lay it out with as few syllables as I can: easy with the door.
I don't know if you used to clear rooms on a fucking SWAT team, or maybe you've lived through some urban guerrilla warfare shit that would make most men lay in a fetal position in the corner for the rest of their lives. Whatever your excuse, just stop. The bathroom ain't a place to do battle, and nobody gives a shit about your grand entrance. Ease the door open; almost as if you can't see through it and there just might be somebody on the other side.
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