It seems that every week there's another story in the news about yet another person who has decided to go on a killing spree that inevitably leads to them committing suicide.
I sure as hell can't relate to killing random, innocent people, so I can't even begin to understand the mindset of the people that commit these acts. However, I'd like to propose just a slight change of tactics. It's really no big deal, when you think about it. I mean, I can't see how anybody could turn down such a simple, benign request. So, to all you mass murdering, suicide junkies out there, here goes:
When you head out on your murder-suicide rampage: switch the order. Put the first bullet in your noggin. And do us a favor: don't miss.
That is all.
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